Mark Cuban is my spirit animal. PGP.

My life is now basically just waiting until I get to go to sleep again and then not being able to fall asleep when that time comes. PGP.

Everything in my cube shakes when my coworkers walk by. PGP.

One of these days, I’m going to scream “Shut the fuck up” out loud instead of in my head. PGP.

I still get confused over which direction to go out of the elevator. PGP.

Working on Veterans Day. PGP

Shower coffee. PGP.

I’m asking for a briefcase for Christmas. PGP.

I can’t eat popcorn anymore because it reminds me of the office. PGP.

I cant decide whether to sleep or celebrate your wedding this weekend. PGP.