Almost slid off the road into a ditch due to snowy conditions, but don’t worry, I still made it to my office for my job that I can totally do at home on my computer. PGP.

The best part of my week was stealing a chair from the conference room. PGP.

Perfecting the causal “lift and separate.” PGP.

Damn, I missed the sun again. PGP.

People in my office only seem to need something from me when I’m trying to eat my lunch. PGP.

I’m too new at this to be this tired of it already. PGP.

I just want someone to help me pay rent and also have sex with. PGP.

Getting more action in the stock market than the bedroom. PGP.

Leaving it all on the field. The field being the break room ping pong table. PGP.

My new year’s resolution Is to eat with real dishes instead of plastic tubs. PGP.