No more sleepovers on weeknights. PGP.

A room full of Room Essentials. A pantry half full of Market Pantry. PGP.

I miss leggings. PGP.

People you don’t know endorsing you for skills you don’t have on LinkedIn. PGP.

Just overheard my boss say, “I can still do a keg stand.” PGP.

Too old to have roommates. Too poor to live alone. PGP.

I wish my mom still packed my lunch. PGP.

Facebook is where I go to remind myself that college was worth it. PGP.

I don’t know if I’m terrible at budgeting or if I’m just not making enough money. PGP.

1: “I work an 8-5.” 2: “You mean 9-5?” 1: “No. That’s a figment of your young imagination.” PGP.