My team went to the bar to watch the USMNT match. Supervisor wouldn’t anyone order a beer. PGP.

Somebody emailed the entire office because they lost their roast beef sandwich. PGP.

Took a day off to play golf then there was an unpredicted thunderstorm. PGP.

Someone smudged, “Fuck this place,” on the inside of our parking garage’s elevator. PGP.

1: “What do you do for a living?” 2: “I don’t want to talk about it.” PGP.

Showing up to work early just to print out concert tickets on the color printer. PGP.

It’s 9:30 in the morning and I already feel like I need a beer. PGP.

At least the obnoxiously loud construction going on outside is drowning out the voices of my coworkers. PGP.

Upper management can’t figure out why productivity has gone down since we installed a new software system. It’s because the system crashes every 30 mins. PGP.

Calling in sick for the World Cup match and then actually getting sick. PGP.