Woke up in the middle of the night because I had a dream the Fed raised interest rates and I didn’t refinance my student loans in time. PGP
Paying for your unemployed friends bar tab, because it’s the right thing to do. PGP.
I NAILED the “blacksheep brother” role at my sister’s wedding.
“So, you still haven’t found a girlfriend?” PGP
Wedding I went to ended up being a cash bar.
Was too embarrassed to tell my doctor that I haven’t slept with anyone since my last visit.
Being legitimately concerned with what mortgage rates are. PGP.
The only marathons I participate in are Netflix marathons. PGP.
Every time my office has a fire drill I bring my car keys on the far off chance that its real and we’ll get to go home.
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