I got 99 problems and this broken fucking scanner is all of them.

My favorite college bar got condemned. PGP.

I’ve been sandbagging my sales this month since I knew I wasn’t going to make my bonus two weeks ago. PGP.

The handicap stall in my office has the worst cell reception. PGP.

I would give anything to sleep in for an 8am class.

“Just another friendly reminder….” PGP.

Still not entirely sure what a “Trap Queen” is. PGP

My only Tinder match for the week has been the Bud Light Down for Whatever profile. PGP

I’ve never hit the step goal on my fit bit.