I’m still hungover from Preakness.

The intern just got caught looking at ESPN, and now all sports websites are blocked. PGP

My co-workers still ask how my ex is doing. PGP.

‘Sunday Scaries’ turning into pulling a Peter Gibbons type week. PGP.

HR still uses internet explorer. #PGP

Fitbit giving me weekly reminders of how lazy I am. PGP.

Everyone in my office assumes they’re invited to my wedding. PGP

I’ve had the dad bod before dad bods were cool. PGP

Hoping the interviewee gets hired so the company will pay you to go to lunch. PGP.