58% of my yearly income goes to my student loans.
Knowing the perfect speed limit so you hit only green lights on your commute. PGP
Reopened my tab to watch my team lose in overtime
Came back home drunk on a Thursday night to hear, “How was your night honey?” From my mom.
I’m not going to pay my bills until lunchtime because I want to see my bank account with that money for just a little bit longer. PGP.
Pretty sure I’m the guy who’s always humming in my office. PGP.
Starbucks taste; break room budget.
Moved a meeting to buy Garth tickets the minute they go on sale.
Putting “Fake Smiling” on my Linkedin skills page
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