5 of my Facebook friends are celebrating birthdays today, and I don’t care about any of them
My boss just rejected my expense report for $7.00. PGP
Went up another survey age bracket.
Hooked up with my old high school girlfriends mom this weekend.
My friends moms aren’t hot anymore.
“Tag me in that” is now “don’t post that”
Saw my boss on tinder, automatically swiped left. He just asked me why I didn’t swip right, I’m not sure if he was joking or not.
Having to “urban dictionary” words interns use. PGP
Hard work is getting in 5 minutes before your boss and acting like you’ve been there for hours PGP.
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