The title Housewife is looking pretty good right now PGP
2 billion dollar company. 1 ply toilet paper. #PGP
Been texting back an forth with three women at once today: My mom, my sister, and my boss. PGP
Thinking long term
Bring your child to work day. PGP.
One of my biggest fears is that a handicap person will come in the bathroom while I’m using the handicap stall. PGP.
“Did you fall in?” After a long stint on the john. PGP.
Tore my left ACL in 2012. Tore my right one Sunday night playing indoor soccer. I’ll have two knee surgeries before I’m 25. I’m giving up on sports for good. PGP.
I’m really feeling the pressure to add my work email to my phone, but I just don’t want to. PGP.
Perfecting the suburban neighbor wave. PGP.
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