Casual Friday was cancelled yesterday after I left and nobody passed the info along.

When things get hard, I go into the bathroom and listen to Styx’s “Come Sail Away” and remember my Caribbean cruise from three years ago.

Just realized I requested 4/20 off and now my boss thinks I’m a stoner.

I always think tomorrow is the day I’ll start giving a shit. Tomorrow never comes. PGP.

I fell asleep during the commercial break before the Blackhawks won in double OT last night. #PGP

I don’t want to be here.

This morning I parked next to a guy sleeping in his car. PGP.

Calling shotgun on your way to lunch with co-workers.

“Sorry I was multi-tasking, can you repeat that?” PGP.