Younger me envisioned adulthood involving a lot more money and a lot more sex. PGP.

I had a panicked dream that I couldn’t find parking, missed my business flight, and didn’t have money for a flight change at the airport. I don’t even travel for work. PGP.

Found out they’re moving me to Omaha. PGP.

Promoted from an hourly to a salaried position. Celebrated my first week by working 23 hours of unpaid overtime. PGP.

Just realized I read and enjoyed an article ranking types of milk. PGP.

Cousin Eddie being unemployed for seven years because he’s holding out for a management position. PGP.

Secretly hoping the plastic bottle vodka gag gift makes it around to you in the company gift exchange. PGP.