The combined record of my college team, my pro team, and my two fantasy football teams: 1-12. PGP.
Someone hacked my debit card and took $40. Caused my account to over draft. PGP.
I don’t have anything witty to say, I just really hate my job. PGP.
Too young to fit in with the coworkers, too old for the interns. PGP.
My “Sunday Funday” consisted of getting drunk and giving high school kids unsolicited advice. PGP.