I avoid websites I like at night so I can check them out on work time. PGP.

Pretending to work is harder than actually working.

I had to Google what “on fleek” meant.

Three weddings in four weeks.

My team signed Tim Tebow. PGP

I fell asleep before the Blackhawks even got to OT last night. PGP.

Taking 2 hours of mental preparation for 10 minutes worth of work. PGP

I have way too much in common with the interns

Spent the morning on gchat debating which Game of Thrones characters I would kill, bang, and marry. PGP

Pretty sure I’m getting catfished on Tinder. PGP.