Trying harder to not fuck it up rather than trying to succeed. PGP.

I wish I was half as good at my job as I was at interviewing for it. PGP.

Someone threw up in the sink. PGP.

My dick boss just got yelled at by his boss and he is now pouting at his desk. Highlight of my week. PGP.

Not sick enough to stay home, but not at perfect health. PGP.

Getting “sup”-d in the comments section was the highlight of my week. PGP.

Impressed by the spread at the hotel continental breakfast. PGP.

The local strip club just followed me on Twitter. PGP.