They finally hired someone my age…he’s annoying as fuck. PGP.

AM radio traffic updates. PGP.

Having roommates gets worse by the day. PGP.

High turnover rates. PGP.

Old job commute: 17 miles. New job commute: 3.8 miles. PGPM.

I am afraid of the hangover I’mgoing to get from a bachelor party two weeks from now. PGP.

My slow cooker is giving me false hope that I can actually cook. PGP.

“John is celebrating X years at ACME. Say congrats!” notifications. PGP.