I have no idea what I’m doing. PGP.

Older buddy at the bar complains about having to wait to receive what he calls a small 401K adjustment check due to CPA/tax correction; amount is twice my entire retirement savings. PGP.

The only restaurant near me that serves brunch… stopped serving brunch. PGP.

Both of my roommates are gone for an entire week and this is the best thing that’s happened to me in months. PGP.

Not having a Friendsgiving since you only have a few friends and aren’t organized enough to pull off such an event. PGP.

Preparing for countless quarter life crisis jokes. PGP.

There are two stalls in the bathroom, and a floater in each one of them. PGP.

Not emotionally strong enough to let go of my .edu email. PGP.

Today I begrudgingly scheduled a meeting after-hours…and the client stood me up. PGP.