Accidentally dressed exactly like my boss today. He thinks I’m mocking him. PGP.

Slipped on ice, threw my back out. No PTO left until 2017. PGP.

Pro of my new apartment: cheap price in a bougie neighborhood. Con of my new apartment: I’m on a Costco budget, but the only grocery store near me is Whole Foods. PGP.

Decided to go to bed early last night to catch up on sleep. I woke up feeling even more exhausted than normal. PGP.

Dropping by your company’s Christmas party to “make an appearance.” PGP.

Being the only one told to “take it easy” at the Holiday Party tomorrow. PGP.

Watching people make half my annual salary in 25 minutes on Jeopardy. PGP.