Making myself a 2017 budget was the most productive and terrifying thing I did today. PGP.

I’m 23 and I’m still a temp. PGP.

Now that I’m an associate, I actually miss law school finals. PGP.

When you lie awake at night and remember that you forgot to send an important email. PGP.

Holiday party is a cash bar. I can’t wait to leave this place. PGP.

Computer froze on timed slide 124 of 130 on your desktop and now you have to re-start all of the compliance training. PGP.

Dial into teleconference. Press mute button after greetings. PGP.