While I don’t have a paper trail solid enough to 100 percent promise you that this is real, I can assure you that I have been assured that the following email is real. Yesterday, we delivered an email about the mistreatment of interns from “Melissa,” who is again the subject of torture at the hands of an employee who just clearly does not give a shit.
The email is as follows:
Or if you need it transcribed because your office is one of those hellholes where everything is blocked:
At this firm we attempt to foster a sense of community inclusiveness and internationalism for all of our employees of all cultures, as per employee guidelines set out in the employment handbook you were issued.
As you know, Scott from legal is from New Castle, England, and it is highly inappropriate to continually print out and leave the American Declaration of Independence on his desk. Please stop immediately.
Thank you for your attention.
And the war between this wildman and Melissa has officially begun. Am I afraid that Melissa will somehow discover that these emails have made their way to a website for thousands of people to see? Yes, yes, I am. Will he lose his job should she make this discovery? Maybe, but he doesn’t really seem to care.
You know an HR email is bad when they sign their name with a period after it. Just biting. But we can only hope they get worse. .
If you have any angry HR email that people need to see, email it to me at email@example.com. Anonymity will be honored, and laughs will be had.