I ate McDonald’s in my car before work and laugh-cried. PGP.

“You hear about that missing plane?”

I wear headphones all day at work, partially because I enjoy listening to music, but mostly because I can’t stand the sound of my coworker’s voice.

Putting on headphones that aren’t even plugged into anything in order to avoid office discourse. PGP.

The riskiest thing I’ve done all week is download software without IT’s permission. PGP.

The words “Budgets” and “Revenue” now sound like fingernails on a chalkboard PGP.

Choosing to drink an entire bottle of wine at home rather than go out to the bars. PGP.

I report to someone younger than me. PGP.

Driving to work in the dark, driving home in the dark. PGP.

The later the lunch, the shorter the afternoon. PGP.