My life is now just looking forward to the next time I get drunk and hate myself for it. PGP.

My boss laughed at me for volunteering. PGP.

The only place I get air conditioning during the day is on public transportation. PGP.

I spend every morning praying for Chipotle to roll out a breakfast menu. PGP.

My favorite podcasters are on vacation and now I don’t know how to work. PGP.

Now I know what my parents were talking about. PGP.

“What the fuck are we supposed to be doing?” PGP.

I was so excited about getting this job. Now I’m only excited for lunch. PGP.

Working 60, getting paid for 40. PGP.

Was I supposed to lie when my boss asked if I liked my job? PGP.