I was involuntarily volunteered to go into work on Sunday. PGP.

Hiding in spare offices to do phone interviews with other companies. PGP.

Having to thank people who were incredibly rude to you. PGP.

Having to choose between 20 minutes more sleep or rubbing one out before work. PGP.

The only matches I get on Tinder these days are hooker spam bots. PGP.

Going to the bathroom out of sheer boredom. PGP.

Doing a Tiger pump when you see all the bathroom stalls are empty. PGP.

Girlfriend, 401(k), gym membership. Pick one. PGP.

I always wondered why people voluntarily stay late at work, then my girlfriend moved in with me. PGP.

Thinking about getting back into video games. PGP.