I no longer care if a client sees that I looked them up on LinkedIn right after a call to see if they are hot or not. PGP.

A feeling of absolute rage and hollow sense of defeat upon being told about the mandatory 4:30 Friday meeting. PGP.

Being jealous of your cat every morning you leave for work. PGP.

I don’t know if I’m terrible at budgeting or if I’m just not making enough money. PGP.

I’ve started attending my church again solely for the networking opportunities.

I wish skipping work was as simple as skipping class.

Pretending something’s wrong with my computer so I can restart it and not be expected to do anything for a couple minutes.

Only filling your water bottle up 1/4 of the way so you can get up to get water more frequently. PGP.

I go to the office gym twice a day…because my secret poop place is in the men’s locker room. PGP.

Wondering if today is going to be the day you yell “shut the hell up” at the office.