“Do you have any gum?” PGP.

Being so overwhelmed with work that you don’t know where to start, so you just don’t do anything at all. PGP.

The vultures that emerge from their hell holes when someone sends a mass email advertising leftovers in the break room. PGP.

Mowing the yard for exercise. PGP.

Being more excited than you should be about learning new keyboard shortcuts. PGP.

The only thing I pre-game is bed. PGP.

Married coworkers telling you to never get married. PGP.

Living with your parents and still not managing to save any money. PGP.

“No thanks, I packed a lunch today.” PGP.

Totally regretting the times you didn’t want to nap when you were younger. PGP.