Budget cuts. PGP.

Considering overdraft fees a monthly expense. PGP.

Being the first person to crack open a beer in the corporate skybox. PGPM.

Using your old college ID to get a discount on a haircut. PGP.

“I just wanted to thank you again for the opportunity…” PGP.

Trying to open my house door with my work key. PGP.

If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit. PGP.

Just told a joke to the guy in the cube next to me. He wasn’t there. PGP.

Realizing your 60-year-old coworkers are probably in better shape than you. PGP.

People who put “(Name), MBA” in their email signatures like they’re a fucking doctor. PGP.