The highlight of my day is cleaning my keyboard with compressed air. PGP

My source of excitement for Halloween is knowing that candy will be 75% off tomorrow. PGP.

Girls going from “sexy” to “comfy” Halloween costumes. PGP.

Getting a rejection letter four minutes after applying for a job. PGP.

My manager has started using emojis in her emails. PGP.

I shouldn’t have stayed out until 10 on a work night. PGP.

I lost the radio war in the office. Now, I hear “All About That Bass” at least five times a day. PGP.

Went through 30 pages of PGPs. Still not time to go home. PGP.

I haven’t received an email in over two hours. Someone please send me something to do. PGP.

Got a Happy Birthday email from my bank before a call, text or Facebook post from any of my friends. PGP.