Month-to-month leases. PGP.

Realizing that everyone has a bachelor’s degree and your time and money spent in college made you average. PGP.

Gas station breakfast burrito and Pepsi for breakfast. PGP.

Whoever installed an even number of urinals can go straight to hell. PGP.

I’ve been staring at tiny numbers for two years. Had to get glasses. PGP.

Going from a Lexus to a Honda. PGP.

Sexually peaking seven years ago. PGP.

Taking full advantage of Dockers patented elastic waistline. PGP.

Saying you’re in your “mid-20s” at 27. PGP.

Today I had to use a sick day for another job interview. My boss called my doctor. PGP.