Getting to the office at 7 a.m. Eating “lunch” at 4 p.m. PGP

“We’re always looking for new talent, submit your resume and we’ll get back to you.” No you aren’t and no you won’t. PGP.

Internet explorer 7. Enough said. PGP.

Felt like a badass wearing jeans to work. Nobody noticed. PGP.

Buying more expensive alcohol, yet drinking it in less fun ways. PGP.

The guy who had a mental breakdown and threatened everyone at work just got promoted over me. PGP.

Mom started charging me for laundry. PGP.

Stress level and workload of a project manager. Pay of an intern. PGP.

Drunk Linkedin profile browsing. PGP.

My girlfriend gained too much weight this year to pull off a slutty Halloween costume. PGP.