Insider trading via Snapchat. PGP.

Netflix and Chipotle announcing price increases in the same week. PGP.

Leaving the last bit of your lunch unfinished and in front of you so when coworkers come over to talk they think they’re interrupting. PGP.

“I’m thinking about getting my real estate license.” PGP.

France banned work emails after 6 PM? Are they hiring? PGP.

I’m taking Good Friday off even though I haven’t been to church since Christmas. I’m going to hell. PGP.

No one has any idea what I do for a living, and they don’t understand when I tell them, so now I just tell people I’m an accountant and let them think whatever they want. PGP.

Working from home = PlayStation 4 + ensuring communicator is always green. PGP.

The only thing I have in common with my 18-year-old brother is that we both want fake IDs saying we are 21. PGP.