My ex-girlfriend changed her Netflix password. PGP.

Took an Addy for the first time since college. Haven’t gotten any work done, but have the most organized cubicle in my office and am now friends with every new hire. PGP.

Replying, “Oh nothing much,” when unaware coworkers ask what’s new when it’s your last day with the company. PGP.

My boss started adding a question mark to his usual “See you Monday” farewell before the weekend. PGP.

Using your current employer’s printer and scanner to send out your signed offer letter. PGP.

Couples who publicly celebrate monthiversaries, we’re not in middle school anymore. PGP.

This is my coffee mug. There are many like it, but this one is mine. PGP.