If I’m leaving work at the same time as a coworker, I’ll dip into the bathroom so I don’t have to talk to them the whole way out. PGP.
Starting a new game with myself called “How casual can I dress before I start getting questionable looks from coworkers?” PGP.
Having to really think about inviting the girl you’re sleeping with over on a weeknight because you don’t want to be tired at work the next day. PGP.
Taco Bell for breakfast because you were late for work. Taco Bell for dinner because you have no self respect. PGP.
Doing a phone interview from the parking lot of your current employer. PGP.
“From fiction’s most notorious serial killer comes the TV adaptation of the medieval encyclopedia/dungeon guide/porno that is Game of Thrones.”
“Your Chase statement is available online” aka look low many times you ate Chipotle this month
Actually owing taxes due to my income as a guinea pig #PGP
That one annoying person you couldn’t stand in college is now a part of your “crew”. PGP.
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