Faking an injury after winning a pickup basketball game so you can go out on top. PGP.

Stopping for Tums and condoms before a third date. PGP.

Using the end pieces of a loaf of bread for a sandwich to avoid a trip to the grocery store. PGP.

Realizing, at the urinal, that your boxers on are on backwards. PGP.

I have 192 matches on Tinder, but have gotten laid zero times because I’m always too tired and lazy to follow through with trying to set up a date. PGP.

Wedding reception koozies slowly replacing your college koozies. PGP.

Friday is a walk through, helmets and shorts. PGP.