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Honest End-Of-The-Year Performance Review Answers

The Corporate Ladder: Directives

No One Wants To Go To Your Wedding Brunch

Having a date at 8 p.m. and already worrying you’ll get home past your bedtime.

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Emily Ratajkowski Makes Me Want To Puke (In A Good Way)

The subtle fist pump after opening the stall door and seeing a freshly cleaned toilet.

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Checkout Our Podcast With Aubrey Marcus, CEO Of Onnit

Fucking up an event invite and sending it to 40,000 people. PGP.

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The “My Wife/GF Is Out of Town” Text Is 100% My Favorite Thing In The World

The Debate Of Who Holds The Cards At The Bar Between Men And Women