Drunk sex makes my lower back hurt – PGP

Copy and pasting PGP articles into Word so it looks like I’m working on a report. PGPM.

Accidentally referred to myself as an alcoholic instead of a workaholic in a phone interview. At least I told the truth. PGP.

Changing my PGP profile picture is the most productive thing I’ve done all day. PGP

Went to bed at tip off but telling everybody I watched the whole game. PGP.

My co-workers all got in to a pyramid scheme that they haven’t figured out is a scam yet.

Our office browsers’ homepages are defaulted to Bing. Who the fuck uses Bing?

So much to do, so little motivation. PGP.

8:15 AM Monday follow-ups about 5:30 PM Friday emails. PGP.

So apparently there are people whose job is to go to conventions, get piss drunk, and push their company. I was never told about this career path. PGP.