I’m going to a BYOB wedding, that wasn’t a typo

I don’t like the new Google logo. PGP.

Picked the wrong Sperry’s for casual Friday.. Everybody in the office can smell the Natty Light stains on them

Every time I decide not to check my email after work hours, I get six important ones. PGP.

Simultaneously saying and then not responding to “how’s it going”

I haven’t left a happy hour actually feeling happy in days.

I used to wonder what “your love life’s DOA” from the Friends theme song was like. Now I know.

Mint auto-categorized Uber to Alcohol & Bars. #PGP