Rolling into the office 4 hangover shits deep. PGP.

The days just blur together, like episodes of Seinfeld after an Ambien. PGP.

At the point in life where I get unreasonably annoyed at songs that glorify irresponsible financial decisions. PGP.

Not knowing KK means weed. PGP

My 6th most visited website at work is the “Blocked by Adminstrator” page.

Today I witnessed some savage animal walk into the stall with a full mug of coffee and proceed to shart violently. PGP.

The decision to get your transmission fixed or buy a new car. PGP

Going from Bruce Banner to Hulk when getting an email on a Saturday. PGP.

Every coozie I have is from a wedding. PGP.