Will be toasting the first shot of the evening with this
“Agile, Mobile, Hostile”
What is Pain?
“French Bread”
What is Fatigue?
“Army Clothes”
Will you quit?
“No, We want Some’mo, We want Some’mo, We want Some’mo”
Man, it must be a southern thing, but March Madness is okay I guess, but it always feels like hooking up with an ex after the breakup with your dream girl, aka College Football
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They will make money hand over fist if they roll out breakfast after 11pm like whataburger. You’re welcome Taco Bell, you can pay me in biscuit tacos
Californication is the best thing to happened to Netflix
The Titans and “The Yard” in the Super Bowl, my middle school self couldn’t handle that kind of heartbreak
Will be toasting the first shot of the evening with this
“Agile, Mobile, Hostile”
What is Pain?
“French Bread”
What is Fatigue?
“Army Clothes”
Will you quit?
“No, We want Some’mo, We want Some’mo, We want Some’mo”
Man, it must be a southern thing, but March Madness is okay I guess, but it always feels like hooking up with an ex after the breakup with your dream girl, aka College Football
No you didn’t.
“Yeah but I knew a guy..!”
No you didn’t
This will rack my mind the rest of the day
“Ahhh yeaaaah Jeeeets”
Spare me
The thought of someone sticking their arm in a vat of mcrib sauce made me hurt on the inside.
Not one “worldstar” was uttered, surprising.
Went to a wedding where they have us whataburger taquitos as we exited. It was beautiful
Majority of those diagnosed with RBF end up being a bitch. Just saying
Nailed it
Your profile picture of cubes went so perfectly with the last few sentences
Preach
Toasting with Biggie lyrics is a power move
What is more disturbing and that she frequently goes to the gym and sleeps before taking a shower
I could see you pulling off a Bernie style murder. Such an underrated movie
One of the best GIFs on the internets