Started from the bottom, now I work in an office that is literally underground. PGP.

Mentally checking out the second your boss leaves the office at lunch. PGP.

“He’s out today, but I’d love to ruin the rest of MY day helping you!” PGP.

Accountable for everything, responsible for nothing. PGP.

“Sorry, my phone was on mute.” PGP.

1: “How’s it going?” 2: “It’s going.” PGP.

My to-do list is finished by 2:00pm every single day. After that it’s all smoke and mirrors. PGP.

Staying well hydrated so you can act like you just had to pee when all the stalls are taken. PGP.

When you’re so bored that you actually start doing some work. PGP.

Does my pee smell like coffee, or does the coffee smell like pee? PGP.