Actual note on the break room fridge: “Do not haze the interns, this isn’t college and they aren’t pledges.” PGP.

Being so excited about having an hour to take a nap that you can’t fall asleep. PGP.

Doing a phone interview from the parking lot of your current employer. PGP.

“Your monthly bill is now available to view.” PGP.

The same two girls in every pic on Tinder. WHICH ONE ARE YOU? PGP.

Nothing makes me feel more like an adult than shopping in the produce section at the grocery store. PGP.

My job is basically to get yelled at all day for things that were in no way my fault. PGP.

My boss’s idea of an April Fools’ joke is having a fire drill when it’s 30 degrees outside. PGP.

I’m writing the code for the program that will automate my job. What is job security?

Hoping my bank account balance is an April Fool’s joke. PGP