Going from idolizing Patrick Bateman to empathizing with him. PGP.

Fruit is fucking expensive. PGP.

I found the original Power Rangers on Netflix. All is lost. PGP.

Not sure how many times it’s acceptable to visit college in a semester. PGP.

I’m not anti-social, I just don’t like anyone I work with. PGP.

Two years into the real world. Still haven’t used algebra. At all. PGP.

Can we all just agree that the international sign for “Leave me alone” is eating lunch at your desk? PGP.

My coworker managed to tell me a five minute story about how her son missed the bus this morning. PGP.

We had a fire drill today. I had many emotions, but the one that won out was apathy. PGP.

They forgot to up-charge me for guac today. I feel like I just won the lottery. PGP.