Waiting that extra minute in the stall so you don’t have to have an awkward washing your hands conversation with a coworker.

Stole Advil from the office first aid kit for my hangover.

The “try as best you can to be productive today” team email the day before Memorial Day Weekend.

Coworker quoted Nickelback during our morning meeting.

Submitting Pedialyte as an incidental expense when reconciling travel receipts.

Went on a date with a guy and came home to realize that I don’t even know his name.