Too old to act like a kid, too young to get treated like an adult. PGP.

Handing in your two week notice as an April Fools’ joke and then actually quitting when you realize how good it feels. PGP.

I flirted with a 48-year-old divorcee today. PGP.

I literally do not know how to ask for days off.

Highlight of my day was bringing up my groceries in one trip. PGP

IT thought it would be funny to block ESPN for April Fools’ Day. PGP.

If my headphones ever came out, I would be fired.

I don’t consider myself a morning person, I’m more of a happy hour person.

Dreading your coworkers’ attempts at April Fools

Actually having to clean your place before having a girl over. PGP