I’ll shoot you an email.

Sometimes I just sit in my car and scream. PGP.

Emailing your friend a link rather than posting it on their Facebook wall

“Ass ass ass ass ass ass.” Forgetting to change XM to the classic rock station before heading to lunch with coworkers. PGP.

Last ten minutes before work is done and the boss is doing rounds. The email I have been typing to look busy reads: “akjgsa asdhasklfjh asflh;lkha skhjdihwokqh.” PGP.

Having horrible productivity in the afternoon because you’re discouraged from getting nothing done that morning.

Someone brought Taco Bell breakfast to the office. There are 8 people crowded around asking how it is.

Making sure everyone in the office knows you came in on the weekend.

My favorite college bar opened a location in my hometown. It’s not the same. PGP.

Company is changing health insurance plans. Begin the company wide complaining. #PGP