Keeping your fingers crossed for the hot interviewee. PGP.

Learning the boss’s schedule so you can leave for lunch 2 minutes after him, and take 2 hours. PGP.

Meticulously reading the Employee Labor Laws poster in the break room in hopes of finding a violation I can report. PGP

I’d love to quit, but if I can get them to fire me, I get severance and unemployment. PGP.

Getting disciplined by your boss for doing what your boss’ boss told you to do.

Using your rest time between sets at the gym to text about where you’re going for drinks after.

Not understanding how people with lower salaries manage to eat out every night.

Being unable to determine whether she’s nice or flirting when in the office and afraid of getting referred to HR for trying.

Coworker brought in leftovers from a party she hosted. Today I am eating like I don’t want my pants to fit anymore.

My money is mostly spent on looking like I’m some sort of success story. PGP