Pretty sure I’m the guy who’s always humming in my office. PGP.

Pretending to work is harder than actually working.

That one guy in the office that is always humming.

Hoping for a power outage every time lightning strikes. PGP

My team signed Tim Tebow. PGP

I have way too much in common with the interns

“You’re the future leaders of this company”

“He’s middle-management material.” PGP.