Submitting TFM posts when you’re 34 and married. PGP.

A college drop out from my alma mater is about to make $24 million over the next four years playing a game. I’ll advance to 24 cents per minute in that time.

I still throw up in parking lots. PGP.

Getting a job rejection email from a baby boomer who has a high school diploma. PGP.

Still holding out hope that I’m a late bloomer. PGP.

Hangover anxiety so bad you think you might actually die

I spend most of my Monday at work trying to think of witty posts to put on the PGP wall. PGP.

Babe flirting with me in the bar turned out to be a hooker. I couldn’t afford it. PGP

I’m drunk in my LinkedIn profile pic. PGP.

I still make out in bars.PGP