Work. Drink. Sleep. Repeat. PGP

Forgot my phone when I went to the bathroom. Just a man and his thoughts. PGP.

People going crazy over the Fed rate hike and I’m over here like what the fuck am I going to ear for dinner?

My bosses daughter added me on Facebook

Pgp’s new layout was the highlight of my day… PGP

No big deal, just crushing spreadsheets during a tropical storm. PGP.

I have absolutely nothing in common with anyone at this company.

Taking a shit in another mans stench. PGP

Checking rates on GolfNow on tee times I’m too scared to skip out on work for.

My boss has AskJeeves as his homepage. PGP