Applying for an apartment because the leasing agent is hot. PGP

Hoping one of the newly graduated employees will be hot. PGP.

Shopping online for golf clubs at work. Googled ‘Dicks’ and had a mini heart attack. PGP.

Sometimes I wonder what I’m hoping for when I check my email. PGP.

Just realized today is my work anniversary, ruined my day. PGP

I don’t get wedding invites anymore because all my friends are already married. PGP

I get promotional emails from the local liquor store. PGP.

I’m always tired. PGP.

Buying dress pants from Kohl’s. PGP

Over this job..I started 2 months ago. PGP