Googling “pros and cons of being an uber driver”. PGP.

The soul crushing moment that you realize you’re officially a sellout. PGP.

I upvote my own posts…sometimes. PGP.

Being told, “We must be on the same schedule.” when you see the same old guy in the bathroom on back-to-back trips. PGP.

I’m an incredible interviewer but an awful employee #PGP

Just realized I’m past the “all my friends are getting married” stage and have slid head first into the “all my friends are having babies” stage. PGP.

I either have to propose to her or break up with her. PGP

Watching your first day optimism and energy turn into cynicism and indifference. PGP

Your once funny twitter feed now becoming an outlet to aggressively attack poor customer service accounts.

Stopped at two Dunkin’ Donuts for free donuts. PGPM.